OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!! - - - OBEY!!
O glorious Onion!!

The coming of The Divine Onion

(second coming of the children of leek)


October 16, 2012, Cyprus.
The skies opened up and the Divine Onion revealed itself to mankind.

During a deafening sound of silence, the lands became drenched in white and yellow light.

“O glorious Divine Onion! Behold, you have made the heavens and the Onions by your great power and by your outstretched haulm! Nothing is too difficult for you, who shows lovingkindness to countless onions, leeks and their disciples.”

And the Divine Onion spoke to all of mankind;
“Now and forever after this day, all men, women and children will forever be granted the blessings of the Divine Onion!
I shall be fruitful and in increase in number; multiply on earth and increase upon it”